Sunday, August 11, 2013

The Five Thieves: Anger


Dear journal :(

I can’t believe what bad luck I have! I found Hutch’s Mercedes outside Marina’s place on Broadway. That lying bastard! He called, broke off our date, because his mom was at VGH getting liposuction and she needed a ride home to her “villa” in Shaughnessy. I got so mad seeing his car there; he knows how much I hate her ever since she ruined my 3rd 25th birthday party (I mean, really, who turns 25 just once??) at Joe Fortes. She walked into the private seating area like she owned the place, demanded a private table, and said I was lucky she made an appearance. I hate her, I hate her, I hate her!... What was he even doing there??

I don’t know what came over me, but I took my rolled-up Lululemon yoga mat and smashed the windows in his car. Namaste to that!

:(
Bimbo Barbie

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